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These are some lies we made up about Butlerville.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack holding a big axe is every so often seen at Leatherwood Lake Dam on a dark night taking in the vista. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A gargantuan moose has been said to have been made out on a small number of occasions dragging a dead body across the dirt in Brush Creek State Fish and Wildlife Area in the early morning hours.
An extremely large buffalo may from time to time be made out trying to say something in the middle of Brush Creek.
Ludwig van Beethoven was perceived in a mirror in a Butlerville flat; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
A gargantuan hartebeest came into sight looking for a bag beside a parked Chrysler in a Butlerville parking lot after midnight.
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Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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