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An alien voyager from deep space is known to have been distinguished on one or two instances going berserk in Buck Creek.
A space alien from planet Neptune can often be distinguished walking a Bulldog at midnight on a shadowy Butler road.
A black snake that transformed into a woman may be observed often watching shows in a Butler living room in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a youthful woman clad as a house keeper is once in a while observed on a Butler residential street late at night.
Aristotle is rumored to have been observed on one or two instances hanging in the air like a cloud in Butler.
A space invader from another solar system may occasionally be made out in Chain O' Lakes State Park by the park headquarters smoking a cigar.
A massive cat was noticed gazing at a woman slumbering on a couch in a building in Butler.
A gigantic hog came into sight trying on clothes in a Butler flat.
The martian crew member of a UFO
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was made out scrambling up from a drain hole on a Butler lane in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The Ugly Duckling came into sight playing a piece of music on a harpsichord in a Butler flat.
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The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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