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The phantom of a tied up female has supposedly been seen on a few occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise floating by on Burnetts Creek.
A large creepy dragon can regularly be spotted by a woman hunting in a forest close to Burnettsville.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object has sometimes been noticed seated on a bench in a house in Burnettsville.
A female with the head of a goblin is every now and then distinguished looking for somebody next to a lamppost in Burnettsville.
An enormous bison has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions pacing from apartment to apartment in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Burnettsville lane.
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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