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These are some lies we made up about Bunker Hill.
The ghost of a gravely mangled huntsman hauling a dead mountain lion has now and then been spotted nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Bunker Hill.
The spirit of a young woman with a cord around her neck has supposedly been distinguished on many occasions on the water's edge of Plothrow Pond scaring people. In any event, it indisputably is a frightening phantom that is preferably not interrupted.
A space man from another solar system may every so often be made out covering a dead body by a big boulder in Maconaquah Park late at night.
An enormous alligator has frequently been spotted performing a song on a piano in a Bunker Hill trailer.
A gentleman without a head is repeatedly distinguished in a Bunker Hill secondary school around midnight strolling the corridors. A local alleges that this phantom enjoys terrifying foolhardy folks who have the courage to disturb the calm in Bunker Hill.
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At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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