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A giant badger can every so often be distinguished drifting down Big Creek at night.
An alien explorer from the cosmos has often been noticed in a phone booth in Buckskin talking on the telephone.
A sizeable chilling monster is regularly seen wandering through a Buckskin neighborhood burial ground.
A massive gazelle has been observed on a handful of instances staring at the water by Bell Conservation Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Vincent van Gogh may frequently be made out flickering a lantern up on Kennedy Hill.
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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