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These are some lies we made up about Bruceville.
The phantom of a young girl was spotted piling boulders by Cotton Branch. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being witnessed. Any which way, this is a nasty ghost that you do not want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a lady having half her head lost emerged swallowing blood from a glass in Camp Arthur late at night. Frightened by the witnesses the ghost made its way into the dark. Based on what the folks who live here claim, this spirit is in all probability the undeceased spirit of a local who used to have a home here in Bruceville. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A person with a skeleton face sporting murky robes was distinguished hanging in the air like a cloud in Bruceville. When noticed the ghost came within reach of the observer who then fled.
A space alien from planet Pluto appeared beside the water's edge at Cleveland Pond having a hotdog.
A space alien from space was perceived looking at a woman snoozing in a bed in a building in Bruceville.
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Ghost Sightings From Bruceville
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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