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These are some lies we made up about Brownstown.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian warrior is repeatedly witnessed trying on shoes in a Brownstown mobile home. Residents who have observed this ghost declare this ghost takes pleasure in frightening folks who are courageous enough to upset the tranquility in Brownstown.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been noticed on a small number of instances shouting at the onlooker to leave in Camp Pyoca at night.
A giant toad can regularly be seen in Jackson-Washington State Forest at night axing down a tree.
An enormous doe has occasionally been made out on the top of Pinnacle at the stroke of midnight looking at the panorama.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot has purportedly been perceived on a handful of instances in Starve Hollow before sunrise swallowing blood from a mug. Local people declare that this phantom enjoys terrifying unwise folks who come searching for phantoms in Brownstown.
A gigantic dormouse can every so often
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be perceived at Ballard Creek late at night chucking pebbles into the flowing water.
A space invader is often seen by Hillview Lake Dam late in the night staring at the water.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft has been said to have been distinguished on frequent occasions by the shore at Hillview Lake articulating into
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the air.
The Loch Ness Monster can repeatedly be noticed climbing out from a drain hole on a Brownstown avenue at midnight.
A giant giraffe can be witnessed very often performing a melody on a harpsichord in a Brownstown building.
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Ghost Sightings From Brownstown
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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