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These are some lies we made up about Brookville.
The Loch Ness Monster materialized in a building in Brookville.
A colossal baboon appeared in a Brookville building.
The ghost of an airline pilot was distinguished at Brookville Lake Dam before sunrise looking at the landscape. When the observer materialized the ghost ran away.
A space man from Venus was distinguished going bananas down next to the shore at Brookville Lake.
A sizeable terrifying beast has often been observed digging a gap in Flood Victims Memorial before sunrise.
A massive mouse is often observed up on the highest spot of Battle Point trashing a glove.
The frightening phantom of a Hun has allegedly been observed on several instances by Big Cedar Creek downing blood from a container. Anyway, it without a doubt is a creepy ghost that is better not interrupted.
An alien from another planet can frequently be seen in Buzzard Hollow at midnight consuming a melon.
An extraterrestrial has every now and then
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been observed marching beside a wild highway close to Brookville.
A man that transformed into a vampire has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions resting on a bench in a residence next to Brookville.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object may occasionally be seen in the rear seat of a car by the
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driver noticing the phantom in his rear view mirror late in the night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space has often been spotted watering plants in the front garden of a residence in Brookville.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon is repeatedly spotted by a lady camping at a campground right next door to Brookville.
A gargantuan budgerigar has allegedly been distinguished on many occasions struggling to exclaim something in Versailles State Park quite near the ranger station.
Ludwig van Beethoven can frequently be seen taking a rest on a couch in a trailer in Brookville.
A giant mynah bird can be noticed frequently reasoning beside a streetlamp in Brookville.
An enormous parakeet has from time to time been seen wandering from mobile home to mobile home very late at night on a Brookville residential street.
A Brachiosaurus is from time to time witnessed going through a freezer in the kitchen of a Brookville apartment late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Brookville
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Ghost Sightings From Brookville
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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