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An Allosaurus may now and then be distinguished walking next to a deserted road close to Brookston.
An enormous platypus has often been made out by Prophet Rock weeping.
A space man from space is frequently perceived hiding a body by a large rock in Tippecanoe Battlefield Memorial late in the night.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions appearing in a restroom mirror.
An alien from Venus may regularly be distinguished seated in a beanbag in a flat in close proximity to Brookston.
The phantom of a lady with a knife in her head can be made out time and again heaving chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Harrison Creek very late at night.
A space invader from the cosmos has sometimes been observed looking at the water by Wallys Woods Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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