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These are some lies we made up about Brooklyn.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe is rumored to have been made out on several instances on a Brooklyn lane on a dark night. In any event, it's a scary phantom that any rational person wouldn't wish to come across.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may now and then be made out shining a lamp by Blue Bluff.
A massive kinkajou was spotted up on Barnard Hill startling folks.
A gargantuan elk materialized staring at a lady slumbering in a bed in a building in Brooklyn.
A frightening skeleton materialized among the trees of Bradford Woods State Reservation turning toward the viewer. When the bystander appeared the ghost ran off. People claim that this ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Brooklyn some decades ago. Regardless of what folks articulate, it's sure a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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