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These are some lies we made up about Bristol.
An alien from the cosmos has occasionally been witnessed performing a tune on a guitar in a Bristol trailer.
The phantom of a flight attendant is once in a while perceived calling out names in the center of Indian Creek. No matter what people state, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that any sane person wouldn't want to come across.
The ghost of an old Indian chief is rumored to have been perceived on a few occasions in a Bristol secondary school on a dark night pacing the hallways.
A space man can every so often be spotted pointing at the viewer next to the water's edge at Heaton Lake.
A black as coal crow that shape-shifted into a lady has often been seen in a mirror in a Bristol apartment; the phantom was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy is frequently perceived in a residence near Bristol.
A space invader from Mars has been said to have been distinguished on many occasions
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searching for a book next to a parked pickup in a Bristol parking lot at midnight.
A space man from outer space may regularly be noticed in a Bristol area supermarket, marching the aisles.
The martian captain of a UFO may be perceived very often quite near the entrance to Chain O' Lakes State Park digging a crack.
A space man from
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Mars has now and then been witnessed stacking stones in the early morning hours before sunrise on a sidewalk in Bristol.
The ghost of a young woman dressed as a maid has purportedly been perceived on a few instances walking through a trailer in Bristol.
A space alien from another planet can once in a while be witnessed riding on a steed next to a road close to Bristol.
A giant argali was distinguished marching through an apartment near Bristol.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship appeared at a pay phone in Bristol making a telephone call.
An martian traveler from the cosmos was distinguished striding through a Bristol vicinity graveyard.
A space alien from another galaxy appeared looking for a man along a deserted highway next to Bristol at night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was observed staying in a deserted villa in Bristol.
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Ghost Sightings From Bristol
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Ghost Sightings From Bristol
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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