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These are some lies we made up about Bringhurst.
A huge crow has often been perceived by Vernon Payne Lake Dam at midnight staring at the water.
A giant pony is often made out near the waterfront at Vernon Payne Lake looking.
An martian tourist from another solar system has been spotted on a handful of instances drifting by on Bachelor Run on a dark night.
Galileo may frequently be perceived in a store in the Bringhurst area.
The ghost of a man with the sign of the devil carved into his nose can be made out often trying on socks in a Bringhurst building. Folks who have perceived this ghost assert this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Bringhurst some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Bringhurst
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Ghost Sightings From Bringhurst
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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