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These are some lies we made up about Bridgeton.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship emerged taking pleasure in the panorama at Aitken Lake Dam at night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy was witnessed drifting along Alma Creek before sunrise.
A large creepy monster was observed in Green Hollow at midnight excavating an opening.
A female with worms crawling out of her ears has repeatedly been seen in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night.
The ghost of a bound up woman has been said to have been perceived on a small number of instances trimming bushes in the yard of a building in Bridgeton. One thing's for sure, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgeton
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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