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These are some lies we made up about Bremen.
A woman without a head may now and then be made out relaxing at the dining table in a Bremen apartment. Regardless of what, it is in all certainty a terrifying spirit that you would not want to meet around midnight.
The martian captain of a flying saucer has repeatedly been perceived by Middle Fork Yellow River facing the observer.
An alien from Saturn is frequently distinguished gazing at people in a Bremen residence through a peephole.
A space invader from space has allegedly been witnessed on several occasions on the water's edge of Lake of the Wood howling at the onlooker to be off.
A Velociraptor can regularly be witnessed in a wild place near Bremen.
A colossal platypus can be observed time and again mailing a letter at a Bremen post office.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer is every now and then observed guzzling gas from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Bremen.
Goldilocks has supposedly been distinguished
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on frequent occasions conversing into the night as if someone else was nearby.
A guy with no head can now and then be observed in Bass Lake State Beach near the park headquarters trying to find a bag.
An extremely menacing ghost was distinguished right by Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore eating an apple. When noticed the ghost moved toward
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the watcher who then ran away.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a large beard and an eye patch materialized looking through house windows in Bremen late at night. This exact spirit has been made out often in this area.
A very large crocodile became visible watching TV in a Bremen living room late in the night.
An enormous duckbill was seen searching through trash cans on a Bremen residential street.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy was seen hovering in the air like a balloon in Bremen.
The ghost of an old female gripping a shot gun has repeatedly been observed in a store in the Bremen area.
A space man from Jupiter is regularly perceived trying on a shirt in a Bremen building.
An extremely large alpaca is rumored to have been perceived on one or two occasions creeping out from a storm drain on a Bremen lane at midnight.
An extremely large dugong may frequently be observed snooping in mailboxes very late at night in Bremen.
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Ghost Sightings From Bremen
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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