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These are some lies we made up about Brazil.
A very large warthog was made out relaxing at the dining table in a Brazil flat hurling bricks.
A space invader from Mars has regularly been observed in Hendrix Park in the early morning hours before sunrise scraping out an outlet.
A woman on fire, clutching a kerosene tank is repeatedly distinguished exploring Green Hollow in detail on a dark night.
A space invader from another solar system is rumored to have been distinguished on many occasions looking at the water by Bowles Lake Dam at night.
An alien can often be spotted wandering through a building in Brazil.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship has now and then been perceived riding on a mule by the side of a road close to Brazil.
Alexander the Great is occasionally made out sipping root beer in the center of Alma Creek.
The spirit of a young-looking air force pilot has been said to have been observed on many occasions down by the waterfront at Lake of
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the Woods smoking a cigar. One of the residents steadfastly alleges that this phantom is that of a person who lived here in Brazil before the present.
A giant rabbit may once in a while be seen gazing across Wheeler Prairie around midnight.
A young-looking girl in a blood-splattered dress has repeatedly been made out pacing through a
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trailer in the neighborhood of Brazil.
An alien explorer from another galaxy is frequently witnessed in a phone booth in Brazil talking on the telephone.
A space invader from Mars has supposedly been noticed on numerous occasions walking through a Brazil vicinity cemetery.
A man with a machete in his head may repeatedly be distinguished quite near McCormick's Creek State Park gazing. Either way, this is an unlikable spirit that is preferably not messed with.
A space alien from deep space may be perceived repeatedly struggling to grip something beside a deserted highway close to Brazil in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader has now and then been distinguished standing by a deserted highway in close proximity to Brazil.
The phantom of a mailman is from time to time seen riding on a bicycle on a shadowy highway close to Brazil. Several of the locals claim this ghost loves frightening unwise people who are bold enough to disturb the serenity in Brazil. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that you
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don't want to run into very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Brazil
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Ghost Sightings From Brazil
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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