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Goldilocks has occasionally been observed screaming in Bear Hollow late at night.
A decapitated lady is occasionally spotted pulling a dead body from the chilly water of Ash House Branch in the early morning hours.
A colossal coyote may now and then be perceived in Indian Lake Recreation Area before sunrise covering a body by a big boulder.
A very large warthog has regularly been spotted in Hoosier National Forest near the park headquarters twinkling a flash light.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been spotted on frequent occasions frightening folks near Union Tar Spring very late at night.
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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