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A space invader was observed in a mobile home in close proximity to Bowling Green.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft materialized at midnight flying over Wheeler Prairie.
An alien explorer from another world was noticed in Hendrix Park late at night dragging a dead body over the grass.
A lady's body having a lizard's head showed up by Ash Run gazing wrathfully at the onlooker. This individual ghost has been spotted frequently in this place. One thing is for sure, this spirit certainly is chilling; one that should be left alone.
A partially decomposed human corpse was perceived in a Bowling Green area hardware store, staggering the aisles. Further accounts of this ghost have been conveyed.
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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