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These are some lies we made up about Bourbon.
The ghost of a gentleman hauling a blood-splattered axe was noticed at Deep Creek on a dark night chucking chunks of concrete into the flow. Shocked by the observers the phantom withdrew into the darkness. A person who lives here declares that this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to have a house here in Bourbon. In any case, it's a creepy phantom that is preferably not upset.
The spirit of a civil war combatant has frequently been distinguished by a lady camping at a campground outside Bourbon.
A space man from another solar system is regularly noticed having a seat in a chair in a mobile home in Bourbon.
Johann Sebastian Bach has been said to have been seen on a small number of occasions trying to capture something underneath a streetlamp in Bourbon.
The ghost of an appallingly charred lady may be perceived time and again strolling from flat to flat late at night on a Bourbon avenue.
A huge otter has
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now and then been observed searching through the fridge in the kitchen of a Bourbon apartment before dawn.
The ghost of an engine driver has allegedly been seen on a small number of instances rearranging orbs about in Bass Lake State Beach quite near the ranger station. One of the local residents definitely alleges that this spirit is the tormented spirit of a long dead Bourbon resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Bourbon
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Ghost Sightings From Bourbon
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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