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These are some lies we made up about Boswell.
The phantom of a gentleman clutching a sword was seen turning toward the eye witness in the center of Goose Creek. The phantom acknowledged the presence of the witness. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Boswell some time ago.
A gigantic addax materialized sitting at a coffee table in a Boswell mobile home staring furiously at the witness.
A gargantuan antelope was distinguished marching through a home in Boswell.
The Mothman was made out strolling through a building in close proximity to Boswell.
A very large mole has frequently been witnessed walking through a Boswell area cemetery.
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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