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These are some lies we made up about Borden.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos has often been distinguished at Dream Lake Dam after midnight looking at the vista.
An ET from outer space is frequently seen reading a magazine down next to the water's edge at Deam Lake.
The phantom of an elderly cleaning lady has supposedly been distinguished on numerous instances in Deam Lake State Recreation Area at midnight pulling a corpse over rocks.
The alien commander of a flying saucer may frequently be distinguished checking out Alum Cave Hollow in detail late at night.
A colossal crow can be spotted often trying on shoes in a Borden home.
An alien from planet Venus has sometimes been witnessed creeping up from a manhole on a Borden road on a dark night.
The ghost of a young-looking lady outfitted as a house keeper is now and then perceived staring at the view from the peak of Bald Knob at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Borden
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Ghost Sightings From Borden
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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