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These are some lies we made up about Boonville.
The spirit of a lady with half her head missing has been said to have been noticed on several occasions on a Boonville avenue late in the night. Anyway, it's a creepy spirit that is preferably not disrupted.
An alien from planet Jupiter can from time to time be distinguished in Breckenridge Park at midnight smoking a pipe.
A gigantic pronghorn is regularly seen by Caney Creek chatting into the night.
A person with a skeleton face in gloomy robes has been said to have been perceived on many occasions staring at the water by Washing-Recirculating Reservoir Dam at midnight. According to what the locals argue, this ghost loves startling people who come seeking ghosts in Boonville. In any event, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to meet very late at night.
A drifting ghost can regularly be distinguished suspended in the air like a balloon in Boonville. Regardless of what, this phantom unquestionably is creepy; one that any
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sound person wouldn't want to encounter.
Vasco da Gama has occasionally been noticed in a supermarket in the Boonville vicinity.
A gargantuan addax is sometimes noticed struggling up from a storm drain on a Boonville avenue on a dark night.
The ghost of a plane pilot has allegedly been witnessed on many instances right by Lincoln
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State Park struggling to seize something.
A space man from another part of the galaxy may occasionally be noticed poking around in mailboxes after midnight in Boonville.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack grasping a big axe was witnessed performing a piece of music on a harp in a Boonville mobile home. The arrival of the witness alarmed the phantom who then vanished. Many people who live here argue this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Boonville some decades ago.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft became visible in a mirror in a Boonville trailer; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
An martian tourist from another solar system was perceived in a trailer in close proximity to Boonville.
The terrifying ghost of a Barbarian emerged in a Boonville area hardware store, pacing the aisles. The watcher was frightened and escaped. Folks here who have spotted this phantom assert this phantom may well be a celebrated past resident of Boonville.
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giant rat was spotted flinging bricks at midnight on a lawn in Boonville.
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Ghost Sightings From Boonville
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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