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These are some lies we made up about Boggstown.
A wandering spirit has purportedly been witnessed on a few occasions smoking a cigar in Broad Ripple Camp in the early morning hours.
A giant ox may often be distinguished watching television in a Boggstown living room in the early morning hours.
Aladdin can be seen often hollowing out a crater in the ground in Swain Memorial Forest at night.
A space invader from planet Mars has occasionally been witnessed searching through garbage container on a Boggstown residential road.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant is every so often perceived staring mid stream in Acton Run. Loads of people who live here assert this phantom is the stressed soul of an old Boggstown resident. Nonetheless, this is a horrible ghost that you do not want to bump into around midnight.
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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