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These are some lies we made up about Bluffton.
An extremely large impala can be observed often standing by a secluded highway in close proximity to Bluffton.
An extremely large jaguar has now and then been observed in 4-H Park in the early morning hours before sunrise pointing at the onlooker.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a big beard and a hook instead of his left hand is every now and then distinguished in a trailer in Bluffton. In any case, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to encounter.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been noticed on a small number of occasions by Bills Creek chucking pebbles.
An ET from another world may sometimes be perceived in a Bluffton trailer.
The phantom of an elderly female holding a firearm was noticed striding down a wild road in close proximity to Bluffton. There are numerous reports with reference to this ghost in the area.
Genghis Khan showed up sitting
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in a beanbag in a mobile home outside Bluffton.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer was made out gulping paint by Chain O' Lakes State Park.
An enormous rabbit appeared in the backseat of a Ford by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
An martian tourist from the cosmos was made out pulling
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up weeds in the front yard of a trailer in Bluffton.
A centaur was spotted by a guy fishing by a lake right next door to Bluffton.
A space alien from Saturn has repeatedly been witnessed taking a rest in a chair in a flat in Bluffton.
A space alien from another world is often perceived staggering from mobile home to mobile home at midnight on a Bluffton avenue.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer is known to have been made out on many instances rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of a Bluffton flat at night.
The ghost of a flight attendant may frequently be spotted taking a rest at a coffee table in a Bluffton building.
A massive mink has every so often been observed gazing at people in a Bluffton trailer through a keyhole.
A sizeable creepy dragon is from time to time noticed in a deserted place near Bluffton.
A giant squirrel has been perceived on a few occasions standing alongside a dark road near Bluffton.
A gigantic gnu may now and then be seen sending
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a parcel at a Bluffton post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Bluffton
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Ghost Sightings From Bluffton
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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