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These are some lies we made up about Bloomington.
The ghost of a chained up woman has regularly been spotted annihilating an object in Allens Creek State Recreation Area in the early morning hours.
Ferdinand Magellan is often seen floating down Allens Creek late at night.
A lady with the head of a demon has supposedly been perceived on many instances walking a Cocker Spaniel before sunrise on a shadowy Bloomington avenue.
A lady holding her head under her arm can regularly be spotted peeking through residence windows in Bloomington before sunrise.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head absent has from time to time been distinguished searching through garbage container on a Bloomington lane. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost gets pleasure from frightening folks who come searching for ghosts in Bloomington.
A very large burro has allegedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions articulating into the air by Kelly Point.
An enormous hamster
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may once in a while be spotted looking at the vista at Monroe Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship was made out grasping a skull in a wooden boat on Monroe Lake.
An Iguanodon came into sight up on Depot Hill sniveling.
A huge ox was seen late at night studying Bartlett Hollow in detail.
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extraterrestrial traveler from outer space came into sight on a Bloomington residential street at midnight.
An enormous porpoise was distinguished floating in the air like a cloud in Bloomington.
A very large pony has regularly been noticed gazing at an old woman slumbering on the floor in a residence in Bloomington.
A space man from Mars is repeatedly distinguished shifting orbs around at Brown County State Park.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has been distinguished on a few occasions in a restaurant in the Bloomington area.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship may repeatedly be made out ascending out from a storm drain on a Bloomington residential road at night.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy may be spotted repeatedly snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Bloomington.
An ET from Mars has now and then been noticed playing a fiddle in a Bloomington apartment.
An enormous koala is sometimes perceived in a Bloomington secondary school
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at midnight marching the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomington
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomington
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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