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These are some lies we made up about Bloomfield.
A gargantuan jaguar is regularly distinguished shouting by Beech Creek.
An ET from Mars is rumored to have been seen on a few instances bass fishing from the water's edge of Beechwood Lake on a dark night.
A glow-in-the-dark human body can frequently be seen observing the vista from the pinnacle of Fairplay Mound before sunrise.
A space invader from another solar system has every so often been perceived in Bear Hollow late in the night flickering a flash light.
Plato is known to have been perceived on a few instances by Bogard Bottoms startling people.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer can from time to time be observed by Beechwood Lake Dam on a dark night staring at the water.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman wearing a rain coat was observed pointing at the watcher at Rankin Spring late in the night. Alarmed by the watchers the spirit faded away into the shadows.
An martian traveler from another
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part of the galaxy materialized by an old man fishing by a lake in the neighborhood of Bloomfield.
A beheaded man became visible resting on a stool in a building in Bloomfield. When seen the ghost came close to the observer who then escaped.
A very large lamb was seen wandering from flat to flat in the early morning hours on a Bloomfield
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road.
A cyclop was observed in McCormick's Creek State Park at the ranger station burning a glove.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus has often been observed searching through the closet in the bedroom of a Bloomfield trailer on a dark night.
A space invader from another solar system is often seen gazing at folks in a Bloomfield flat through a peephole.
An extremely large baboon has purportedly been noticed on frequent occasions trying to get cars to stop alongside a murky highway next to Bloomfield.
A female with her legs cut off can be witnessed time and again sending a box at a Bloomfield post office.
A large scary dragon has every so often been noticed conversing into the air as if someone in addition was in attendance.
A space man is from time to time perceived peeking through apartment windows in Bloomfield around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bloomfield
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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