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These are some lies we made up about Birdseye.
The spirit of a female with a switchblade in her heart was seen at Carmichael Lake Dam before dawn taking pleasure in the panorama. The ghost saluted the witness.
A lady having the head of a beast was perceived pitching a tent in Ferdinand State Forest around midnight. When the spirit was made out it vanished into the air. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost can be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Birdseye before the present.
The ghost of a man having half his head missing has frequently been perceived conversing into the air in Cyclone Branch.
The phantom of a youthful female dressed in a blood-covered wedding gown is rumored to have been perceived on frequent occasions in Indian Lake Recreation Area in the early morning hours before sunrise pulling a body over rocks.
A massive panda can repeatedly be made out searching through trash cans on a Birdseye road.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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