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These are some lies we made up about Berne.
The spirit of an engine driver was observed at Bear Creek late in the night hurling boulders into the current. This exact ghost has been noticed over and over again in this location.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object was noticed slurping blood from a beaker in Lehman Park before sunrise.
A huge musk deer was seen in a home in close proximity to Berne.
A woman devoid of a head has often been spotted looking at the water by Rainbow Lake Dam late in the night.
An alien from planet Mars is rumored to have been made out on several instances smoking a pipe in Ouabache State Park by the ranger station.
A space man from space may often be perceived looking for a glove beside a parked Jeep in a Berne parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
Ludwig van Beethoven may be made out over and over again in a Berne area shoe store, pacing the aisles.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft is occasionally witnessed holding
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a human headbone late at night on a lawn in Berne.
An ET from planet Mars has been said to have been witnessed on one or two occasions wandering through a house in Berne.
A giant whale may from time to time be witnessed mounted on a steed beside a road in close proximity to Berne.
A space invader from the cosmos has frequently
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been made out staggering through a residence near Berne.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is often witnessed at a coin operated phone in Berne talking on the telephone.
A very large chimpanzee is rumored to have been observed on frequent instances marching through a Berne area graveyard.
A guy without a head may regularly be made out staying in a deserted manor in Berne.
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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