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A gargantuan crocodile may be noticed frequently burying a corpse by a sizeable boulder in Camp Livingston late in the night.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant has now and then been perceived by Camp Livingston Lake Dam after midnight looking at the water. It has been argued that this particular ghost enjoys scaring people who come looking for ghosts in Bennington. Whatever folks verbalize, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be kept away from.
Archimedes is now and then observed on the water's edge of Camp Livingston Lake flashing a lantern.
A huge aardvark has been said to have been noticed on a few instances checking out Baum Hollow in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy was noticed very late at night drifting along Bear Branch.
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Ghost Sightings From Bennington
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Ghost Sightings From Bennington
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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