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An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system may frequently be perceived washing a blood-covered pair of pants in Iron Spring at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a man with half his head lost has every now and then been distinguished covering a body by a big boulder in Bethel Park in the early morning hours.
A space man from planet Pluto is every now and then witnessed by Barrington Run reading a pamphlet.
A large scary giant has supposedly been distinguished on many occasions in an apartment in Beech Grove.
The ghost of a young woman wearing a blood-splattered prom dress may every so often be distinguished strolling by a wild highway in the vicinity of Beech Grove. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost might be a famous yesteryear dweller of Beech Grove.
A space invader from deep space was distinguished on the pinnacle of Kelly Hill very late at night monitoring the panorama.
A space alien
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showed up seated in an armchair in a mobile home close to Beech Grove.
A very large moose was spotted around midnight rushing after a passing Nissan on a dark highway in the neighborhood of Beech Grove.
A beheaded woman showed up in Brown County State Park outside the park headquarters flickering a flash light. The ghost did not mind
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that there was somebody else near.
Issac Newton was observed in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver witnessing the spirit in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft was witnessed by a guy canoeing in a river close to Beech Grove.
An enormous chameleon has repeatedly been made out sitting on the floor in a building in Beech Grove.
The spirit of a twelve foot high colossal giant is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of instances facing the watcher underneath a lamppost in Beech Grove. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling ghost that should be shunned.
The ghost of a teen girl may frequently be witnessed rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of a Beech Grove trailer at night.
A form with a skeleton face sporting dark robes may be made out very frequently staring at people in a Beech Grove house through a peephole. One thing is for sure, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that is
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Ghost Sightings From Beech Grove
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Ghost Sightings From Beech Grove
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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