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These are some lies we made up about Bedford.
An extraterrestrial has from time to time been observed in a Bedford area auto part store, wandering the aisles.
The ghost of a ten foot high enormous guy is now and then perceived howling very late at night by a vending machine in Bedford. In any event, this spirit certainly is menacing; one that you would not want to run into late in the night.
A very large rhinoceros has been made out on several instances having a seat at a table in a Bedford residence gazing.
The spirit of a lady having half her head not there can sometimes be observed in Bedford Christian Camp late in the night trying to articulate something.
A gargantuan gemsbok was spotted very late at night admiring Gyger Bend.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship came into view studying Dark Hollow in detail before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space was distinguished throwing bricks into the stream at Adamson Branch at the stroke of midnight.
A very large
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steer came into view mounted on a steed along a highway close to Bedford.
An ET from another galaxy was made out at a public phone in Bedford making a phone call.
Nicolaus Copernicus was perceived wandering through a Bedford area burial ground.
A female having a machete in her head has often been spotted at the entrance to Brown
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County State Park shouting at the eye witness to stay away.
An enormous ocelot is regularly noticed heaving stones alongside a secluded highway in the vicinity of Bedford in the early morning hours.
An alien has been said to have been spotted on numerous instances staying in a deserted house in Bedford.
The ghost of a young Indian fighter can repeatedly be seen being carried by a motorbike on a murky highway close to Bedford.
An Allosaurus can be observed often in an apartment in Bedford.
A giant pig has from time to time been spotted in a Bedford house.
The ghost of an airline pilot is every so often noticed pacing along a deserted road near Bedford.
The terrifying ghost of a Hun has allegedly been observed on many instances coming into view in a bathroom mirror. Whatever people articulate, this is a bad ghost that any sensible person would not want to bump into.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship can every so often be distinguished in the early morning hours rushing after a passing
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Honda on a murky highway in the neighborhood of Bedford.
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
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