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These are some lies we made up about Battle Ground.
A very large yak is every so often noticed trying to find a hat under a parked vehicle in a Battle Ground parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
An martian tourist from another solar system has supposedly been made out on a small number of instances by Buck Creek flickering a flash light.
A colossal sloth may every now and then be noticed at midnight checking out Prophet Rock.
A guy's body having the head of a skunk was observed scrutinizing Cedar Hollow in detail on a dark night. The ghost didn't seem to be concerned by the watchers. In any event, it unquestionably is a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gargantuan duckbill came into sight appearing terrifying at the stroke of midnight on a sidewalk in Battle Ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Battle Ground
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Ghost Sightings From Battle Ground
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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