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These are some lies we made up about Bath.
A person with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes can sometimes be spotted looking for an object by Brandywine Creek.
A space invader from another solar system has frequently been witnessed in a boat on Woodside Lake gulping orange juice.
A woman having a knife in her head is often made out smoking a cigar in Sleepy Hollow before sunrise.
An extremely large crow has purportedly been observed on a few instances spending time in an empty farmhouse in Bath.
The martian crew member of a UFO can repeatedly be noticed riding on a Harley on a shadowy road next to Bath.
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Ghost Sightings From Bath
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Ghost Sightings From Bath
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
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