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These are some lies we made up about Batesville.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has repeatedly been seen suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Batesville.
A colossal raccoon has been said to have been made out on frequent instances staring at an old woman snoozing in a bed in a building in Batesville.
A gargantuan marten can regularly be made out smoking a pipe in Liberty Park after midnight.
The ghost of a bound up female may be perceived repeatedly verbalizing into the air at Bischoff Reservoir Dam around midnight. According to the local residents, this ghost is that of a person who had a house here in Batesville in the past.
A woman with the head of a devil has from time to time been seen pulling a corpse from the freezing water of Bachelors Run in the early morning hours. Lots of people who live here argue this spirit enjoys terrifying foolish folks who come trying to locate spirits in Batesville. In any case, it certainly is a scary phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Yeti is every now and then perceived trying on socks in a Batesville building.
A huge mandrill has been said to have been distinguished on numerous occasions struggling up from a drain hole on a Batesville road at the stroke of midnight.
A woman grasping her head beneath her arm can from time to time be witnessed poking around in mailboxes
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at midnight in Batesville. Residents here who have noticed this phantom assert this phantom may very well be a well-known old days native of Batesville.
A massive mongoose was noticed performing a piece of music on a piano in a Batesville trailer.
A big chilling giant emerged pondering in Clifty Falls State Park quite near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a guy with half his head missing was spotted in a mirror in a Batesville apartment; the spirit was only to be seen in the mirror. The eye witness ran away after he spotted the spirit. A person who lives here declares that this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long gone Batesville resident.
An enormous squirrel came into view in a flat in the neighborhood of Batesville.
The spirit of a young woman wearing a bloody prom dress was spotted trying to locate a shoe by a parked VW in a Batesville parking lot around midnight. The ghost did not care that there was someone other in attendance. One of the local residents strongly claims that this ghost is that of a local resident who
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dwelled here in Batesville before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Batesville
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Ghost Sightings From Batesville
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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