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A minotaur can frequently be perceived by Doty Run Lake Dam at night looking at the water.
A woman holding her head beneath her arm can be witnessed very often at Auburn Branch in the early morning hours flinging pieces of wood into the stream. Some of the folks who live in this town claim this ghost loves terrifying folks who come trying to find ghosts in Bargersville.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos has now and then been observed leading a directed excursion of The Bluffs to a company of ghosts before sunrise.
A gigantic fox is sometimes observed mounding pieces of wood alongside a wild highway next to Bargersville before sunrise.
An alien from Pluto is rumored to have been seen on several occasions up on the pinnacle of Donalds Knoll obliterating a glove.
An ET from outer space has repeatedly been made out staying in an abandoned home in Bargersville.
A space alien has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions mounted on a motorbike on a dark road next to Bargersville.
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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