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These are some lies we made up about Avon.
The ghost of an old hag has allegedly been distinguished on numerous occasions at the stroke of midnight sprinting after a passing car on a murky road in the vicinity of Avon. Regardless of what, it's undeniably a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A Pterodactyl may now and then be noticed struggling to verbalize something at Beck Lake Dam late in the night.
A huge colt has regularly been noticed gardening in the side garden of an apartment in Avon.
A female's body having a bear's head is rumored to have been distinguished on frequent instances mid stream in Cosner Branch startling folks.
A space man from another planet can regularly be distinguished by a woman hiking along a trail near Avon.
A gentleman with the head of a beast may be perceived repeatedly having a seat on a stool in a trailer in Avon. Some of the folks who live in this town say this ghost enjoys frightening foolhardy folks who have the courage to disturb the serenity
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in Avon. No matter what folks say, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that should be left alone.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is every so often spotted staring irritably at the bystander under a lamppost in Avon.
A woman on fire, carrying a fuel bottle can once in a while be distinguished howling at the watcher
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to be off by the entrance to Brown County State Park.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot was made out marching from residence to residence late in the night on an Avon lane. Other accounts of this ghost have been conveyed.
A space alien from planet Jupiter became visible browsing through a closet in the bedroom of an Avon home before sunrise.
An ET from the cosmos was distinguished taking a rest at a table in an Avon house.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship became visible looking at folks in an Avon residence through a window.
Snow White was made out in a desolate area in the vicinity of Avon.
A space alien from planet Neptune was witnessed posting a packet at an Avon post office.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has repeatedly been distinguished guzzling diesel from a gas pump at a fuel station in Avon.
A woman with a green face is regularly observed walking a Pit Bull very late at night on a shadowy Avon avenue. It's been claimed that this exact ghost may
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be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Avon before the present. One thing is for certain, this is a bad spirit that is preferably not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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