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These are some lies we made up about Avoca.
A beheaded lady can every now and then be distinguished burying a corpse by a sizeable boulder in Camp Indi-Co-So after midnight.
A space invader from the cosmos has repeatedly been distinguished looking for a bag by a parked truck in an Avoca parking lot late in the night.
A colossal quagga is repeatedly distinguished gulping motor oil in Boone Hollow very late at night.
The Mothman has been witnessed on numerous occasions smoking a cigar up on the highest spot of Haystack Rocks.
An extremely large seal can often be noticed pulling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Cole Branch before sunrise.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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