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These are some lies we made up about Avilla.
The ghost of a terribly burned lady is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting along Sycamore Creek.
An extremely large gila monster can frequently be witnessed struggling out of a drain hole on an Avilla street at night.
An ET from space has from time to time been witnessed snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in Avilla.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object is every so often witnessed up on Baby Mountain yelling at the viewer to go away.
The ghost of a guy having words carved into his forehead has purportedly been seen on several instances at Niezer Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the vista.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space can once in a while be observed performing a melody on a harp in an Avilla apartment.
A space invader from the cosmos was distinguished in a mirror in an Avilla trailer; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Avilla
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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