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These are some lies we made up about Austin.
The ghost of a young female with a cable around her neck is from time to time made out gazing in Buzz Gully in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any case, it's a scary ghost that any rational person would not want to meet.
A space invader from outer space may every now and then be seen by Big Ox Creek attempting to say something.
A man devoid of a head was perceived sending a postcard at an Austin post office. When the phantom was made out it vanished into the air. Based on what the folks who live here say, this ghost is that of a person who settled here in Austin some decades ago.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer was noticed articulating into the night as if somebody else was nearby.
An alien traveler from another galaxy appeared on the shore of Forrest Helton Lake shuffling orbs around.
An exceptionally menacing phantom was seen by David Garriott Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the water. The phantom
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was ingested by the air after being spotted. Residents here who have distinguished this spirit argue this spirit loves frightening folks who come looking for spirits in Austin.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system was distinguished peeking through trailer windows in Austin in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an elderly lady
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holding a handgun has often been seen watching movies in an Austin living room before sunrise. People argue that this ghost may very well be a well-known former time native of Austin.
Socrates is repeatedly observed looking wrathfully at the viewer in Brown County State Park right by the park headquarters.
A giant hamster can regularly be distinguished searching through trash container on an Austin residential street.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship has once in a while been spotted on an Austin lane after midnight.
A dinosaur is once in a while witnessed floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Austin.
A very large panther has been made out on several instances looking at an old woman slumbering on a mattress in a residence in Austin.
The phantom of an old Indian chief may now and then be distinguished in a shoe store in the Austin neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From Austin
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Ghost Sightings From Austin
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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