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These are some lies we made up about Aurora.
A massive gnu has once in a while been made out by a woman canoeing in a river right next door to Aurora.
Napoleon Bonaparte is every now and then noticed going crazy in Allen Branch.
An enormous vicuna has allegedly been witnessed on several occasions having a seat on a bench in a building in Aurora.
An alien tourist from another solar system may now and then be observed staring at the water by Hough Lake Dam around midnight.
A gigantic civet is regularly observed down by the shore at Hough Lake destroying a bag.
A partially decayed human corpse is rumored to have been made out on one or two occasions glancing at the sight from the summit of Cobb Hill around midnight. People argue that this phantom might be a distinguished old days native of Aurora.
A massive platypus can repeatedly be made out checking out Johnson Hollow in detail very late at night.
An alien from Pluto can be made out over and over again swallowing
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water underneath a streetlight in Aurora.
The ghost of a grower sporting a farmer hat has from time to time been distinguished pacing from flat to flat after midnight on an Aurora avenue.
Hansel and Gretel's mom is now and then noticed going through the fridge in the kitchen of an Aurora house in the early morning hours.
A space
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man from space has been spotted on a handful of occasions having a seat at the kitchen counter in an Aurora building.
A huge cow can every now and then be made out looking at people in an Aurora flat through a window.
A youthful girl wearing a blood-covered wedding dress was spotted right by Clifty Falls State Park weeping. Further folks close by have had similar happenings involving an almost identical ghost. Whichever way, it's a scary ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to meet.
A woman with a blue face became visible in a wild place close to Aurora. This ghost is enormously active in this vicinity; there have been one or two additional accounts of this precise ghost.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft was seen trying to get cars to stop by a dark road next to Aurora.
An martian voyager from deep space was noticed mailing a box at an Aurora post office.
The spirit of a mail carrier was observed slurping diesel from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Aurora. This is one of those spirits that
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is spotted time and again close by.
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Ghost Sightings From Aurora
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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