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These are some lies we made up about Auburn.
A massive polar bear may regularly be spotted in the rear seat of a Nissan by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night.
An ET from another galaxy can be seen repeatedly hiding a cadaver by a large rock in Carr Field very late at night.
Henry VIII has every so often been seen by Saint Anthonys Center Lake Dam after midnight staring at the water.
A giant aardvark is now and then witnessed trimming bushes in the front yard of a mobile home in Auburn.
An extraterrestrial has been said to have been perceived on one or two instances by a guy canoeing in a river in close proximity to Auburn.
A giant eland may sometimes be spotted resting on a couch in a residence in Auburn.
A centaur was perceived going out of control beneath a lamppost in Auburn.
The ghost of a young-looking guy in a rain coat emerged scooping out an opening at the entrance to Chain O' Lakes State Park. When the spirit was perceived it
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vanished into the air. Locals argue that this spirit is almost certainly the undeceased spirit of a local resident who used to live here in Auburn. No matter what, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A decapitated gentleman was seen staggering from flat to flat in the early morning hours before sunrise on an Auburn lane. The
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ghost was consumed by the thin air after being perceived. No matter what people say, it indisputably is a menacing spirit that is preferably not messed with.
The phantom of a physician with a blood-splattered uniform was made out taking a rest at the dining table in an Auburn building. When observed the ghost came near the onlooker who then escaped.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship has regularly been spotted staring at folks in an Auburn home through a door crack.
A lady with her left arm and right leg amputated is regularly spotted in a desolate neighborhood close to Auburn. A local man argues that this ghost is the undead spirit of a long departed Auburn local. Either way, this is a horrible phantom that you do not want to bump into at the stroke of midnight.
An alien explorer from another solar system may frequently be made out hitch-hiking alongside a dark highway near Auburn.
An armed forces uniform strolling around devoid of a body in it can be perceived time and again gulping
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gas from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Auburn.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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