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These are some lies we made up about Atwood.
A gargantuan beaver can occasionally be seen in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship was witnessed late at night floating by on Trail Creek.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy emerged attempting to conceal a dead body in Willets Lake around midnight.
The ghost of a doctor with a blood-covered uniform emerged searching for another ghost at Palestine Lake Dam before dawn. The ghost greeted the observer.
A female with her arms chopped off was noticed raking leaves in the side yard of a flat in Atwood. When the spirit was distinguished it disappeared into the night. Nonetheless, this is a nasty spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Atwood
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Ghost Sightings From Atwood
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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