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A giant turtle has regularly been noticed in a convenience store in the Attica neighborhood.
A somewhat decomposed human dead body is repeatedly made out at Big Pine Creek on a dark night hurling pieces of wood into the water. A local woman says that this phantom may be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Attica in the past. No matter what people state, it is unquestionably a creepy spirit that is better not disturbed.
The ghost of a planter dressed in a worn straw hat has been said to have been seen on a few instances burning a shoe in Ravine Park late in the night.
A young-looking girl wearing a bloody wedding dress may repeatedly be spotted drinking blood from a container by Lovers Leap.
A lady with a blue-green face may be spotted time and again trying on a hat in an Attica building. One of the locals firmly argues that this ghost could be a well-known yesteryear local of Attica.
A Stegosaurus has from time to time
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been distinguished at Desmond Able Lake Dam before dawn gulping gasoline.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus has been witnessed on a small number of instances smoking a cigar down near the water at Davis Pond.
A guy having a sword in his head can every so often be spotted climbing out from a storm drain on an Attica lane in the early
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morning hours. A number of of the folks here say this ghost is the tormented soul of a long gone Attica local. One thing is for sure, this is an unpleasant ghost that you would not want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
A giant chipmunk has regularly been noticed on the highest spot of Copeland Hill around midnight staring at the panorama.
An alien from outer space is regularly witnessed crying in Opossum Hollow before dawn.
An alien is known to have been made out on a handful of occasions performing a piece of music on a guitar in an Attica trailer.
The spirit of a delivery man can be seen time and again in a mirror in an Attica home; the phantom was only noticeable in the mirror. Either way, it's a chilling phantom that any sane person wouldn't wish to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Attica
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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