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These are some lies we made up about Ashley.
A space man from another world has every so often been seen carrying a cranium in Carpenter Park around midnight.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire is sometimes observed in an Ashley flat.
A glowing human body has supposedly been made out on a handful of occasions screaming in a motor boat on Gooseneck Lake.
An alien has repeatedly been observed coming into sight in a closet mirror.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet has allegedly been noticed on several occasions before dawn pursuing a passing Toyota on a dark highway right next door to Ashley.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashley
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Ghost Sightings From Ashley
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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