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These are some lies we made up about Arlington.
A gigantic chinchilla has supposedly been perceived on a few occasions in the center of Arlington Run trying to locate a woman.
The spirit of a guy grasping a sword can frequently be witnessed staring at the water by Frank Alexander Lake Dam before sunrise.
Rapunzel has once in a while been spotted being carried by a mare by the side of a road right next door to Arlington.
A massive warthog has allegedly been observed on several occasions pacing through a home near Arlington.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was noticed pulling a body through some bushes in Indiana Soldiers and Sailors Children Camp before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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