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A very large roebuck can every now and then be witnessed wandering by the side of a secluded road close to Argos.
The spirit of a youthful guy dressed in a denim jacket has frequently been witnessed excavating a hole by Bowman Creek. Residents claim that this phantom may be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Argos a long time ago. Regardless of what, it's undeniably a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter before dawn.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy is frequently spotted in a raft on Pinhook Lake stacking stones.
A space invader from Pluto can regularly be perceived in Battell Park before dawn concealing a dead body by a large rock.
An ET from another galaxy can be seen repeatedly becoming visible in a bathroom mirror.
A decapitated man is once in a while noticed seated on a stool in a residence close to Argos. No matter what people utter, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that
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any wise person wouldn't wish to run into.
A large terrifying ogre has allegedly been noticed on several instances very late at night following a passing Chevy on a shady highway near Argos.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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