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These are some lies we made up about Arcadia.
A lady with a green face can be distinguished often wandering beside a secluded road in the vicinity of Arcadia. If you talk to the local residents, this phantom loves frightening foolhardy people who have the guts to disrupt the tranquility in Arcadia.
An enormous monkey has occasionally been perceived emerging in a mirror.
A big creepy monster is from time to time distinguished reading a tabloid mid stream in Bacon Prairie Creek.
A gigantic musk-ox has supposedly been noticed on many instances dragging a dead body across the dirt in Fox Prairie very late at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system can every so often be observed at the stroke of midnight pursuing a passing VW on a shady road outside Arcadia.
A gargantuan turtle was made out looking at the water by Morse Reservoir Dam late in the night.
An Icthyosaurus was witnessed throwing boulders into Morse Reservoir on a dark night.
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Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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