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These are some lies we made up about Andrews.
The spirit of a man with half his head lost was spotted in a store in the Andrews neighborhood. The appearance of the viewer startled the ghost who then faded away. Well, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling spirit that any sound person wouldn't want to encounter.
The ghost of a young-looking female in a blood-covered wedding dress is often distinguished trying on socks in an Andrews home. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A beheaded female has allegedly been noticed on a handful of instances reading a newspaper in Possum Hollow at midnight. No matter what, this is a bad ghost that should be stayed away from.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer can repeatedly be spotted on the shore of Salamonie Lake looking for a person.
The spirit of a teen girl can be witnessed very often clutching a skull by Back Creek. According to what the folks who live here assert, this ghost enjoys frightening unwise folks who come searching for ghosts in Andrews. No matter what people say, it's a terrifying ghost that is better not messed with.
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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