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These are some lies we made up about Anderson.
An enormous crow has from time to time been spotted trashing a photo in Circle Park very late at night.
A space man from Pluto is once in a while distinguished going to see White River Bluff at midnight.
An alien from the cosmos is known to have been witnessed on many occasions in an Anderson school before dawn pacing the hallways.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO can sometimes be observed dining on a melon in Mounds State Park right by the ranger station.
A sizeable chilling ghost was witnessed by Andy Run smoking a pipe. The spirit was swallowed by the night after being observed.
The ghost of a strapped up man came into view in an apartment near Anderson. When seen the spirit came near the eye witness who then fled.
A huge jaguar was witnessed looking for a hat under a parked Pontiac in an Anderson parking lot late in the night.
An martian explorer from another solar system appeared sobbing late at night by a mailbox
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in Anderson.
The ghost of a young-looking woman soaked in blood was spotted taking a rest at a table in an Anderson mobile home shouting. This individual ghost has been witnessed often in this spot. One of the folks who live here confidently claims that this ghost could be a recognized days gone by inhabitant of Anderson.
Galileo has
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frequently been made out walking through a home in Anderson.
An ET from the Moon is known to have been perceived on a handful of occasions mounted on a llama in the middle of a highway close to Anderson.
An ET from another solar system may repeatedly be made out staggering through a residence close to Anderson.
A man with a sizeable hole through his chest can be perceived repeatedly at a pay phone in Anderson talking on the telephone. No matter what folks say, this ghost sure is chilling; one that should be steered clear of.
A huge raccoon has every now and then been spotted marching through an Anderson vicinity churchyard.
A guy with the head of a demon is every now and then made out gazing furiously at the onlooker by a desolate road in the vicinity of Anderson on a dark night. Several folks argue this phantom is the undeceased soul of a long dead Anderson local.
A female in flames, grasping a gasoline bottle has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances spending time in an empty structure
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in Anderson. It's been argued that this individual phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Anderson some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Anderson
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Ghost Sightings From Anderson
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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