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These are some lies we made up about Ambia.
An alien from another solar system was seen in the center of Little Creek contemplating.
An ET appeared watching shows in an Ambia living room on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object became visible rummaging around in trash container on an Ambia lane.
A lady's body having a goat's head was distinguished on an Ambia residential road in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost mentioned revenging a slaying. According to what the local residents assert, this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Ambia before the present.
A gentleman with the head of a beast was noticed floating in the air like a cloud in Ambia. The watcher was terrified and ran off. Residents here who have witnessed this ghost assert this ghost likes startling foolhardy folks who dare to disturb the peace in Ambia.
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Ghost Sightings From Ambia
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Ghost Sightings From Ambia
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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