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These are some lies we made up about Alexandria.
A large frightening beast is occasionally witnessed pulling up weeds in the front garden of a mobile home in Alexandria.
An alien vacationer from another solar system has been said to have been seen on many instances in Beulah Park at midnight slurping blood from a cup.
An ET from the cosmos was witnessed at Alexandria Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise heaving stones into the water.
An ET came into sight resting on the floor in a trailer in Alexandria.
The ghost of a guy wearing a police force outfit was made out drinking motor oil underneath a lamppost in Alexandria. When the ghost was distinguished it faded away into the thin air.
An enormous squirrel emerged smoking a cigar in Mounds State Park at the park headquarters.
Nicolaus Copernicus was spotted rummaging around in the closet in the bedroom of an Alexandria apartment very late at night.
A gargantuan camel has repeatedly been observed sitting
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at the kitchen counter in an Alexandria trailer.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is often witnessed gazing at folks in an Alexandria mobile home through a window.
The ghost of an old man with a big white mustache may often be distinguished in a desolate zone near Alexandria.
A Centrosaurus can be made out often
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dispatching a letter at an Alexandria post office.
An alien tourist from another solar system has now and then been spotted gulping gasoline from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Alexandria.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head is every so often made out walking a Collie at midnight on a dark Alexandria road. One thing's for certain, it's a scary ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to run into.
An ET from another solar system has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions watching cable in an Alexandria living room late in the night.
A space alien can from time to time be perceived browsing through garbage container on an Alexandria lane.
The martian captain of a flying saucer has regularly been made out suspended in the air like a blimp in Alexandria.
An enormous jackal is often noticed looking at an old man slumbering on a futon in a building in Alexandria.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been made out on one or two instances
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in a hardware store in the Alexandria neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From Alexandria
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Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -No body. Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along. A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?'' - No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up. Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head? - Well dear, it's because he thinks so much. - Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?. Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store? It says ''Open here''. Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race. - Wow Arthur! Did you win? - No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid. Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief. - What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you? - No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert. - Why, what happened to Delbert? - He ran away with my wife. Why do sharks never attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
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